Not being a scrooge or anything, but hell to the yeah, the rush around, need to wrap a quick gift, oh shit I forgot to get a gift card season is done.
And we pulled it off. Actuallly, my family and friends SO rallied around making sure M2 had a rockin Christmas, it was one of our best ever.
Remember a long time ago when I said I have the equivalent of a drug problem for a certain perfume?? GOT IT! I so got it, and every time I walk by the bottle I pick it up and say 'hello, lover'. Boys beware, I am now armed with French Spanish Fly. No kidding, it is friggin intoxicating.
Hope you got all your goodies and are petting them and loving them accordingly.
These are funny, to end the year with, because Texas is like living on a separate planet. And the holidays really bring it out as in outlandish overthe top indulgence, all the way to trailer park tacky. There is a lid for every pot around here.
You May Live in Texas...
If someone in Walmart offers you assistance and they don't even work there
If someone in Walmart offers you assistance and they don't even work there
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number
If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number
If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend
If you measure distance in hours
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked
If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph --you're going 80 and everybody's passing you (ed. note -they may be passing you on the shoulder)
If you find 60 degrees 'a little chilly
If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph --you're going 80 and everybody's passing you (ed. note -they may be passing you on the shoulder)
If you find 60 degrees 'a little chilly
Here's to an awesome, money making, smooth sailing 2010!
LYPutUpTheFakeSnowGuts,
Bj
5 comments:
that "people passing you on the shoulder" thing sound suspiciously like new yawk.
just sayin'.
and what kind of perfume is that?
who makes it?
oh I've seen it many times in Dallas- at first its scary as hell, then I hope they get a nail or stopped by a cop
The perfume is Quelque Fleur by Houbigant. Its from Paris, and has been around since the 20's. All white flowers. Pure Poison.
hee hee dear one - I am so loving the list ... makes me feel warm and cosy to know you have tyour fair share of crazies ... le xoxo
I CAN SMELL YOU FROM HERE!!
(jk)
I'm from CO. We do that driving-distance-by-hours thing too. I think it is inherent quality of all all big flat state drivers.
HaPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU BOTH
Lots of Love
Chris and Miss She!!!
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