-Gotta love these whack job Texans when they come up with crazyness like this!! Someone hacked into the computer on the highway signs in Austin and changed the message : the next sign said Run For Your Life!! Obviously they had been on Sixth Street (where the bars are) too long and were overserved Lone Star Beer and Titos Texas Vodka...
-in local news you can't use, I changed the sled teams food to Rachel Rays Nutrish, because its healthier and they really seem to like it. Thats the good news. The bad news is it gives Owen gas that smells like a Burnt Rubber Broccoli Omelet. P and U.
-I am 38 days from having a birthday that ends in a zero. I think the presents should start arriving immediately.
-the ice storm we had Tuesday and Weds was a joke. It just made everything muddy enough that my indoors now look like my outdoors, as in mud and crap on every horizontal surface. Try vacuuming while three nutjob dogs try to kill the vacuum cleaner.
-I am loving our new President Obama kicking the asses of the Wall Street companies for paying 20 million in bonuses to the upper management AFTER the bailout. And a guy from Merrill Lynch redid his office and paid $1400 for a trash can. What should we do with him?
-sadly, I am an addicted smoker that has quit and started and quit and started many times. This year, after I go to Mexico to celebrate the aforemention BDAY, I am going to quit. For good. Just putting that out there when my blog turns into a raving rant and you all think I've lost my mind (more than you already think). If I try to entice you to stop by my house with a pack of Marlboro Lights, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!! There might be Zombies waiting for you here..........
-gotta go make that stuff that buys me stuff and keeps food on the table for M2 and the Sled Team.
LYFridayGuts,
Bj
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6 comments:
I wish our road signs said funny things. Although, maybe they do, but they're in spanish, so I just don't know it.
You may also have to give up the chardonnay along with the Marlboro's, because in my attempts to quit the smokes, the booze is what always brought me back...
But I will break any cig's I see you trying to put in your mouth. Cuz I'm a good friend!
Wait, wait, wait! Mexico?! I'm so jealous.
Exactly WHEN is this big BD of yours, BJ? I'll be getting my present to you in the mail momentarily... except that it may get ordered from Amazon... and require a battery. Just sayin'. :)
Megan, 3-9-09 is the dark day..
That is also the exact day that Barbie debuted...she and I have the exact bday.....and I so don't resemble her in any way!
Mexico with six gfriends, just to ease the pain..........
Megan- ps. I have lots of batteries...
four days before MIC turns something that starts with 5 and ends with 3 .... a lovely fishie girl - no wonder I lurves ya ...
how did your pav go - rockin !!
will be wishing we were there in mexico with ya'll - biggest hugs le
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